The Crude Mechanicals bring their humorous take on romance to BATS Improv’s Bayfront Theatre in Building B at Fort Mason Center For Arts & Culture. So This Sucks: The Annual Anti-Valentine’s Day Storytelling Show happens on Friday, February 14, 2025, 7:00 p.m. to 9:30 p.m.

From the creators of About Last Night: The Show Where People Share Their Worst Hookup Stories! — San Francisco’s favorite one-night stand storytelling series comes Crude Mechanicals annual Valentine’s day show: So This Sucks.

Heartbroken? Join us. Single? Join us. Not single? Well let’s be real, you live in the San Francisco Bay Area, so chances are you will be VERY soon.

Listen to true tales of heartbreak and disappointment as a handful of very brave storytellers take to the stage to bare all — sharing their most humorously horrifying breakup tales.

You might laugh, you might cry, you might do a little bit of both. But as the old saying goes: broken hearts are way stronger together and laughter truly is the best medicine.

* In the event that online sales do not sell out, there are a limited number of tickets available for cash purchase at the door. They are first-come, first-serve.